March 2012
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Justin Bieber turned 18
my fever is finally legal
brandnewswastikas:
“Where are the tits on this thing?” he shouted angrily at the curator of the Mark Rothko exhibit.
I think I lost the action movie screenplay I wrote...
“He discovered three hundred uses for peanuts…and he’s gonna need them all.”
-the tagline I had written
jessica and I watched Birdemic together
she liked it
so therefore we can keep dating
I texted the cawcawphonous joke to chris mello this morning and he never responded so I can only assume he’s stealing it for 3 Bad 3 Purpose
Grand Unified Theory of 1995 Pop Punk, by Michelle...
please let me out of here, Austin. Why did you kidnap me. Why do you want me to write this. Ugh.
February 2012
here’s what I think about this fight:
ur all hot dog bitches
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I feel like if I ever wrote a non-fiction book it’d be about how almost every person I know totally understands we’re fucked and the whole way we live is so weird and messed up but just can’t develop the willpower to oppose the system that makes them comfortable for the time being
I speak from personal experience as a deep ecologist majoring in business administration
“Hey you there yeah you the savage or whatever eat this fucking hamburger we stuffed full of preservatives we’ll give you like ten bucks or a goat or something if you say you liked our piece of shit better than this other piece of shit”- burger king
ever think about how the U.S. still hasn’t really dealt with how it treated and continues to treat its native population
ever think about how nearly every industrialized country treats its native population as invisible
ever think about how few native non-developed cultures there are left in the world
ever think about how fucking Burger King exploited those cultures for their shitty...
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attackofthekillerderk asked: I'll give this a shot: a Brundlepod hybrid of Bubbline and Aubrey Plaza from Parcs and Rec. Kinda.
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
shit ok at work
we were doing shipment and my supervisor said, “My teeth hurt,” and then following a pause I said, “Then you better go catch it,” and we just stared at each other for about five seconds silently before we laughed so hard we both started crying
and another associate came over asking what happened and it took like three minutes to just retell what happened because we were...
Jessica didn’t say BYE before I left for work (I am in my car posting this)
R U D E
wow that post going around is so wrong
tumblr obviously stands for
ever(t)y
villai(u)n
is(mb)
(l)emons(r)
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this is a strange post to make but
no I don’t hate indie music
it was all a joke
the joke is that I usually dismiss a lot of good indie music because I’ve heard so much that none of it really stands out
so I jokingly say I “hate indie music” when in fact it’s just not really my “thing” anymore, although obviously I still like it
look at my year-end list last year
or any of my lists for...
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myrrhman replied to your photo: wow.no i hate those bands.i think there gay didnt…
did this person do something to you or
no I just think it’s funny that they over and over again think I’m serious no matter how ridiculous I act
fuck indie music.itsucks.
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joshishollywood replied to your post: joshishollywood replied to your post: I love…
I forgot about their name origins for a second and thought that was some sort of bizarrely correlated insult
haha no just the fact that BTBAM love Counting Crows is maybe my favorite piece of music trivia
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joshishollywood replied to your post: I love Counting Crows and I am not ashamed
…me too
well you love BTBAM
so that’s a given
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chrismello replied to your post: I love Counting Crows and I am not ashamed
michelle
she brings me homeeee but I’m not SLEEEEEPPINNNNNG ANYMOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love Counting Crows and I am not ashamed
so I’m listening to John Talabot
and it’s good!
but not like the second coming of christ or whatever people have been making it out to be.
May just barely scratch my top 50, unless of course it clicks on repeated listens
“I don’t like Sonic Youth, they can’t even play their guitars right”
really.an entire genre.disregarded.
